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“New FREE Book Shows You How to Cure Your LAUNCH ANXIETY”
(Side effects may include sudden extra income and uncontrollable happy dances)
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Hey there, future launch legend!
Quick question:
Have you ever stayed up until 3 AM, refreshing your inbox, praying for just ONE measly sale to trickle in?
(If you haven’t, either you’re lying or you’re Jeff Bezos. And Jeff, if that’s you reading this… hi! Big fan of your work. Call me?)
For the rest of us mere mortals, launching a product can feel like trying to push a piano up a mountain.
While blindfolded.
In a snowstorm.
Did I mention the piano is on fire?
Yeah. It’s that kind of stressful.
But what if I told you it doesn’t have to be that way?
What if I told you that your next launch could be as smooth as butter on a bald monkey?
(Okay, that analogy got weird fast. But you get the idea.)
Introducing:
“A refreshing take on some traditional principles as well as new ideas and practical exercises.
I’ll definitely be passing this onto my marketing team, to use as checklist and benchmark for our next campaign.” – Jason McCarthy (Director ,F7(dot)uk)
“So when I got this his new material,”Launch Countdown”, I didn’t waste time in reading it, as I expected to receive more mind-blowing ideas on how to get prospects coming after you like bees for your digital product upon launch. And as expected, I wasn’t disappointed.
However, I got more than I expected: how to get clients all over the world to pre-order even before the product is launched, plus many digital marketing and copywriting strategies.
This ebook is seriously loaded with strategies to make a success of online business and sales; a timely masterpiece and a must-have for anybody who desires to see serious results online – Pastor Joseph King, Direct Response Copywriter & Forex Traders
“As a startup founder, time and precision are crucial. Launch Countdown helped us stay on top of every deadline and task leading up to our product launch. ” – James Reynolds, Founder
“Launch Countdown was instrumental in our product launch planning. We saw a 40% increase in engagement compared to previous launches.” –Rebecca Adams, Entrepreneur
“As a business owner, managing a product launch can be overwhelming. Launch Countdown simplified the entire process for me.” – Jennie Lopez, Business Owner
“Launch Countdown was instrumental in our product launch planning. We saw a 40% increase in engagement compared to previous launches.” –Rebecca Adams, Entrepreneur
“I was really struggling with organizing our product launch until I found Launch Countdown. It’s straightforward and kept my team and me focused. The day of the launch went smoothly, and we actually had more customers show up than we’d anticipated. It took a huge load off my shoulders and made me feel like we finally had everything under control” – Tom Jakes, Business Owner
“Our product launch used to be a headache, but Launch Countdown made it seamless. The result? We saw a 40% increase in traffic to our website on launch day and a 25% boost in new customer sign-ups. ” –Laura McMacnus, Entrepreneur
Click on the link below to enjoy instant access!
End your launch anxieties and smile to the bank
Total Value £497.00
The best thing about making money online is you can model successful strategies to pull results yourself faster than trying to figure things out yourself
Total Value £97.00
Here’s what you get:
The Positioning Matrix Template: Craft a killer positioning statement in 15 minutes flat. Fill-in-the-blank simple.
The “Shut Up and Take My Money” Swipe File: 50 proven positioning examples from various industries. Steal like an artist and watch your sales soar.
The Competitor Crusher Worksheet: Find your competitors’ weak spots in 3 easy steps. Then exploit them mercilessly. (In a totally ethical way, of course.)
The Metaphor Mining Guide: Discover analogies that make your positioning stickier than industrial-strength superglue.
The 7-Day Positioning Challenge: Daily exercises to flex your new positioning muscles. See results faster than a Bugatti Chiron going 0-60.
The “Is This Positioning Gold or Garbage?” Checklist: Never second-guess yourself again with this 10-point quality check. It’s like a BS detector for your marketing.
The “Make Your Competitors Cry” Swipe File: 25 real-world examples of positioning that absolutely crushed it. Study these, and you’ll be light years ahead of 99% of marketers out there.
Now, you might be thinking:
“Ortega, I’ve tried everything. I’ve read all the books. I’ve watched all the webinars. I even did a rain dance in my backyard wearing nothing but my lucky launching socks.”
(Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s done that.)
But here’s the thing:
“Launch Countdown” isn’t just another marketing book.
It’s not full of vague advice like “build an audience” or “create great content”.
(Gee, thanks Captain Obvious. Any other pearls of wisdom? Maybe “breathe air” or “don’t lick electric fences”?)
Nope. This is different.
This is the step-by-step, “even-my-technologically-challenged-late-grandma-could-do-this” guide to launching products that actually sell.
(Fun fact: Did you know that only 10% of an iceberg is visible above water? Kind of like how only 10% of your launch stress is visible to others. The other 90% is just you, alone in your room, practicing your “I’m totally calm and this launch is going great” face in the mirror.)
But here’s the best part:
You can get all of this launch-transforming, stress-obliterating wisdom for less than the cost of a large pizza.
Yep, “Launch Countdown” is yours for just £17.
That’s less than you probably spent on “productivity” apps last month.
(You know, the ones that were supposed to make you super efficient but instead just send you notifications reminding you how unproductive you are? Yeah, those.)
Now, I know what you’re thinking:
“Ortega, this sounds too good to be true. What’s the catch? Do I have to sell my soul? Sacrifice my firstborn? Give up coffee?”
Relax. Your soul, your offspring, and your caffeine addiction are safe.
The only catch is that this ridiculously low price won’t last forever.
Soon, I’ll come to my senses and price it based on its true value.
(Or my accountant will stage an intervention. Whichever comes first.)
So, what do you say?
Are you ready to transform your launches from stress-fests into success-fests?
If you order in the next 15 minutes, I’ll throw in my personal “Better Than Therapy” guarantee.
If this book doesn’t reduce your launch stress by at least 78.2% (I did the math, it’s legit), just email me and say “Ortega, your book is less relaxing than a caffeine IV”, and I’ll refund your £7 faster than you can say “failed launch”.
No questions asked. No hard feelings. No need to return the book.
(Let’s be honest, by that point you’ll probably have filled it with tear stains and coffee rings anyway.)
Click that button. Invest £7 in your sanity.
Your future self (and your blood pressure) will thank you.
Ortega Ogomigo
P.S. Still on the fence? Okay, how about this: If this book doesn’t pay for itself at least 100 times over in your very next launch, I’ll personally come to your house and do the Macarena while wearing a chicken suit.
(Disclaimer: Offer of chicken-suited Macarena dance valid only within a 10-mile radius of my house. But the 100x guarantee stands no matter where you live!)
Don’t make me dance. Buy the book. Save us both the embarrassment.